- # of ginormous bags of candy purchased from The Happiest Place on Earth (i.e. Costco): 1
- # of pounds of said ginormous bag of candy: 4.5
- # of pounds remaining by Halloween: less than 1
- # of pounds that magically transferred to my butt: 3
- # of pieces of candy passed out on Halloween: Zero
- # of Halloween outfits for the CooperMan: 2
- # of pumpkins that remained uncarved by Halloween: 2
- # of Halloween parties missed because the baby won't take a bottle from ANYONE, ANYTIME, EVER: 1
- # of lights left on on Halloween night in an empty house just to avoid anyone thinking that we were child molesters participating in Operation Lights Out: 3
Benefit of not having your neighbors think you are child molesters: Priceless
1 comments:
You are so Dick Hodge!!!!
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