Don't Forget to Vote!

Top Reasons to Vote
Because this is the most important election of our lifetime, (unlike, say, 1996, which was, like, totally lame. Why did they even have an election then?)

To shut up all those "If you didn't vote then you can't complain" people.

Because if you don’t vote, the terrorists win (unless you were going to vote for the terrorists, in which case they win anyway).

Because people in Iraq braved violence and long lines to vote for their ineffectual government, you don't have to brave either to vote for yours (well maybe long lines, and possible fake facial brandings).

You like to stand in line and pretend you're waiting for a Wii or an iPhone.

To relive those test taking days in college when you just filled in the circles randomly hoping to get some right.